In this newsletter:

Covid-19 won’t go away, why I gave up with podcasts in 1997 and how the number 8 is playing a huge part in the launch of a new course on correspondent banking, value transfer systems and remittances.

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Last week, I finished the Essentials: Correspondent Banking etc. course. Then I threw it away and wrote something completely different instead.

Here’s why and how I’ve ended up walking around like a bird with a broken wing.

The announcement without warning that the UK’s Financial Conduct Authority was freezing assets of German FinTech Wirecard has caused consternation.

But while the fall-out has been severe for many individuals, it was both temporary and fits the profile of interventions. There were also good and prudent reasons for it.

Here’s why.

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Good morning, good afternoon or good evening depending on where you are. Sitting at 101 degrees East, I’m roughly in the middle of the day for half of the world and in the tail end of the previous day for the other half.

That’s an example of how we tend to think in a very localised way, even when we are acting on a much bigger stage. But there’s more….

In the past week, we have learned that the 2020 F1 Grands Prix in Singapore, Suzuka, Sao Paulo, Austin and Baku will not, or probably will not, take place. take place. We have already lost the first half of the season including the much awaited Vietnamese Grand Prix. The underlying reason is that there remains great fear of the spread of the CoVid-19 virus and such fear is not misplaced.

But there is one place where ground can be made up quickly, easily and even cheaply.

It’s a thing. And you are not alone.

Good morning.

Last month’s newsletter was a round-up of lots of updates.

And it was long.

So now we’re all on the same page. This one 🙂

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The title is a pun. Well, probably not a pun, actually. It’s taking a statement that isn’t ironic nor sarcastic, an expression that’s more term of art than literal, and – because it’s English and we can do this kind of thing – twisting it into something with a single-use, throwaway, purpose.

Sometimes there’s writers’ block and other times there’s, well, something more akin to diarrhoea of the verbiage persuasion.

This rambling rant is the latter. My mind was having a free-thought day, my fingers were on the keyboard, here it is in its unadulterated, unpolished, form.

There are big questions and observations that might or might not be connected but most of all there’s this – our current situation has drawn attention to many issues that have arisen through complacency, ignorance or, even, attempts to adopt the “someone else’s problem” approach to management.

The trouble with being first is someone with bigger backing is likely to steal your thunder.

It’s been going on for weeks, the deluge of spam about personal protective equipment of one sort of another. But this one is special.

A recent spate of cases in the USA has, after the best part of a decade, concluded that crypto-assets are to be regarded as property.

Seriously: this is one of the simplest things to work out and courts – and legislatures – have been making a meal out of something that is blindingly obvious.

Yet, bizarrely, it’s not only US courts that are finding this difficult.

As lockdowns continue – and are eased – there is an obvious but forgotten crisis that has already begun but is going to get far, far, worse.

And this time it’s a human not an economic or medical crisis.

We’ve added around 1,000 subscribers since the last newsletter so, to you, thank you and to those who’ve been on the list for, in some cases, getting on for 20 years, thanks for your patience over the past few months while other things have taken priority.

In one of the worst kept secrets of recent times, the case of Rihan v EY Global and others has reached its first major milestone – a formal hearing before the English High Court. It’s all about money laundering, skulduggery and all that sexy stuff.

But that’s just froth.

The real meat of the Order comes in the far less seductive part of the case – the choice of venue and corporate responsibility for downstream malfeasance.

What more can I say than here is proof : artificial intelligence is not ready for prime time in the financial sector.

There are many things that make me shake my head and wonder how come the world is full of “experts” on things that are common sense.

Is there no common sense any longer? Are we moribund unless someone tells us what to do and, even, how to do it.

And does that stasis even extend to thinking?

Apparently, we now need to be taught about “critical thinking.”

As I am putting to bed what might be the most ambitious project we will tackle for a while at financialcrimeriskandcompliancetraining.com , a course designed for teenagers and young people up to 24 years of age on avoiding being a victim of financial crime, one big issue has been added at the last minute – the range of conduct that criminals are adopting as their response to the coronavirus / CoVid-19 epidemic / pandemic. Across the world, there are more and more examples of conduct, both in both the physical and cyber worlds.

While doing that, I’ve been doing the final checks on...

There's something odd happening around the coffee tables of the world. It appears to be a social change that was not widely foreseen or, if it was, was kept secret.

Romans blamed "The Ides of March" for the all kinds of things, mostly unpleasant. English myth talks about "mad March hares" which run around, aimlessly, in fields where they would normally hide.

But we can think of March as the month where we will see the first signs of spring (at least those of us above the equator can), half way from the longest night to the longest day and with shoots appearing and the first lambs of the season.

So, March is also a time of renewal - and perfect for fresh ideas, hence "The Ideas of March."

The world is mad. There is an overwhelming sense of a need to belong.

Apparently, LegalTech has become a thing.

I’m already bored with it.

Why?

That’s what someone asked me and I told them .

Here it is.

Good grief. This blog has always been a bit sporadic but now it looks downright dilatory.

So, you’d think that, except for one post last month I’d slept the winter away, wouldn’t you?

Nah.

There’s a story and this is the biggest milestone.

At least for now. There’s more to come.

It’s the everyday challenge for the financial crime risk officer.

There is something he’s not satisfied with but he can’t prove it – it’s his experience, what some call his “gut reaction” that says “this doesn’t stack up. We shouldn’t do this business.”

But there are reasons why the business should be done.

There is a fundamental imbalance and, incredibly, a fundamental irony.

Microsoft is pushing hard, and I use the term "pushing" deliberately. It has turned the world into addicts for the product only it sells and it makes withdrawal difficult and, even, frightening. MS is also providing purported advice while, well, pushing and using fear as its tool. Today, my PC (along with millions of others I assume) woke with a splash screen telling me Windows 7 will soon be orphaned. It invites "learn more." But all addictions can be beaten...